Is The TV My god?

THE 23RD CHANNEL
Author Unknown

The T.V. set is my shepherd.

My spiritual growth shall want.
It makes me to sit down and 
do nothing for His name's 
sake,
because it requires all my 
spare time.
It keeps me from doing my 
duty as a Christian,
because it presents so 
many good shows that I 
must see.
It restores my knowledge 
of the things of the world,
and keeps me from the 
study of God's Word.
It leads me in the paths 
of failing to attend
the evening worship services,
and doing nothing in the 
Kingdom of God.
Yea, though I live to be 
a hundred,
I shall keep on viewing 
my T.V. as long as it will work,
for it is my closest companion.
Its sound and its picture, they 
comfort me,
and keep me from doing 
important things with my 
family.
It fills my head with ideas 
which differ from those 
set forth in the Word of God.
Surely, no good thing will 
come of my life,
because my T.V. offers me 
no good time
to do the will of God:
thus I will dwell in 
restlessness and 
depression forever!